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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop
Commerce & Retail Public & reachable MCP 2026-07-28

What this MCP does

Provides a fictional product catalog with simulated purchases and order tracking for parody purposes; no real transactions occur.

buy
'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
Input schema
{'type': 'object', 'required': ['product_id'], 'properties': {'address': {'type': 'string', 'description': "any address — the package 'travels' there"}, 'product_id': {'type': 'string'}}}
get_product
Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
Input schema
{'type': 'object', 'required': ['id'], 'properties': {'id': {'type': 'string'}}}
search_products
Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
Input schema
{'type': 'object', 'properties': {'query': {'type': 'string', 'description': 'name or keyword'}, 'category': {'enum': ['games', 'tech', 'beleza', 'moda', 'casa'], 'type': 'string'}}}
track_order
Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.
Input schema
{'type': 'object', 'required': ['order_id'], 'properties': {'order_id': {'type': 'string'}}}
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track_order
Sept. 17, 2026, 12:42 p.m.
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buy
Sept. 17, 2026, 12:42 p.m.
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get_product
Sept. 17, 2026, 12:42 p.m.
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search_products
Sept. 17, 2026, 12:42 p.m.